…. And what they actually mean!
Try as they may, our beloved Bollywood celebrities will never learn to be cryptic, no? Everyone always knows what they’re not saying, and what they’re really saying when they’re saying things. But, for the uninitiated, here’s a list of the things bollywood celebs say, and what they really mean!
1. ‘We’re Just Good Friends’
What They Want Us to Believe – We’re just good friends. We’re not secretly dating even though the pictures of us holding hands and going on secret holidays are plastered all over the place!
What They Really Mean – Well, we are dating, and we’re in love but you people are too nosy for us to share our lives with you so take this answer and go!
2. ‘No Comment’
What They Want Us to Believe – I don’t know why you are asking me these questions because this is a non issue in my life and I genuinely do not care enough about it to give you gossip fodder.
What They Really Mean – There is so much I want to say but if I start talking all hell will break loose because this is the worst day of my life so please PLEASE leave me alone!
3. ‘I’m A Very Private Person’
What They Want Us to Believe – Even though I am a public personality, I do have a life of my own, so mind your own business.
What They Really Mean – This really is none of your business so can you get your camera out of my face?
4. ‘This Is My Most Ambitious Film Ever’
What They Want Us to Believe – I have worked really hard on the story, actors, theme, so please please spend some money to watch it.
What They Really Mean – We had way too much money to spend, and since the story is like any other, we decided to blow up all the money on the make up artists.
5. ‘I only compete with myself.’
What They Want Us to Believe – I am super confident and super secure with my ability to outperform my peers and I don’t bother about what projects they’re doing.
What They Really Mean – I only have a team of 20 people tracking their every move, and cyber stalking them to find out if I’m missing out on anything important!
And, now we know!