Don’t tell anyone, but you are the ONLY one on my mind!
I am not kidding. No mazaaq! Believe me, all the others are just made up numbers to impress the public. Aapke choice ki daad deni padegi, boss! You could have easily gone to some cheap, crappy pirate site and gotten God knows how many viruses. But nahin! You knew that would be as good as watching movies like Gandhiji’s 3 monkeys!
But chhodo. Now that you’re here, your manoranjan, your khushi, is all my zimmedaari! Oh but wait..I can hear someone coming! It must be that bore – the Pundit! Uff!
She’s right! I am the Pundit!
I’m not a bore, but definitely more boring than the Diva! Taming her is like taming Sheila Ki Jawani – you know you want it, but you’re never gonna get it! But anyway, getting back to things. Aaj doodh ka doodh and paani ka paani kar ke hi rahunga! The only thing you need to know is, that as long as your entertainment is concerned, we’ve got you covered!
Welcome to Spuul – where you will always Be Entertained!
Namaskar. Khuda Hafiz. Until next time!
The Diva & The Pundit at Spuul